Saturday, May 14, 2011

Chris Hemsworth: so hot I might cry myself to sleep

Saw Thor today. Only have one thing to say, really:


I'm sorry, did you know this existed?!?! Why didn't anyone tell me?? I mean, I follow entertainment news, but somehow I never paid enough attention to this very pertinent subject. Which made falling in love with him in a matter of under two hours all the more disarming.


As soon as the movie ended, I turned to my brother.

Me: Chris Hemsworth. Good lord.
Tyler: He's in decent shape.

HAHA, very funny since he has probably the BEST BODY I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I WANTED TO PAUSE THE MOVIE AND JUST STARE.

I didn't stop talking about him the rest of the night, expressing my lust and awe in a variety of phrases and general noises when words simply could not be found. Here are some of the things I said:

"omg, Chris Hemsworth is so hot I want to kill myself."

"Those eyes."

"He's so hot, I want to bake cookies on him."

"I don't know why I haven't been google-imaging him my whole life."

"I hate Natalie Portman."


Seriously, it's like he was staring into my soul.

Anyway.

The movie was great, bla bla bla, now I just want The Avengers to come out, like, now. Until then, I will google-image the crap out of this guy.



6 comments:

  1. hilarious! I thought the exact same thing! He is super hot and you are hilarious. :)

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  2. Hey - this is Eric's friend from work. Loved the movie too! Saw it on opening day. I agree he is just yummy!

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  3. :))))) hotttt!

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  4. Somehow in my Chris Hemsworth-obsessed googling, I stumbled across your blog here. Damn funny!! I'm having a similar problem, completely fallen in love with this guy. Here's a link to a lovely little gem . . . all I can say is Chris Hemsworth + tight black pants + shaking his hips = most fantastic sight EVER!! Your welcome :)

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  5. Your blog is great! V funny. Also googled "Chris Hemsworth is hot" and found you. Took my son to see Thor on Friday because my hubby had to work late at the last minute and man was I shocked. Movie was decent, but this man was very indecent (IN A GREAT WAY)! If only all of the superhero movies had lead actors that looked like this guy...I'm 34 so, not too much older than him, and he's not too young to drool over! ;-)

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  6. I was in the midst of google imaging him and searching up "chris hemsworth is hot" when I came across this. I completely and utterly agree with you.

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