I feel smart when I know the answers (or questions, as it were, which WTF is that all about?) and when I know the Final Jeopardy answer, I completely crap myself with happiness. I could never really go on Jeopardy because first of all, not all the categories are pop-culture related and/or Bible-related (but if they were I would be all Ken Jennings 2.0) and second of all, it's not always Kid's Week. But if I were a contestant on Jeopardy, I wouldn't take any of Alex Trebek's condescending nonsense, that's for sure.
Granted, some of these people are freaking weirdos, but you can't call people out on their antics when you're pulling crap like this:
I'd like to see you be a contestant on Jeopardy, Alex! (No seriously, that is my dream. But I know it will never happen because Alex would never subject himself to the risk of humiliation.) Of course, I make fun of contestants too, but only because when there is a pop culture or sports category their brains short-circuit and only because IT'S TOTALLY BEHIND THEIR BACK AND NOT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
Anyway, speaking of Ken Jennings, this is my favorite Jeopardy clip EVA:
Bahahahahaha! I would have said the same thing, Ken.
Confession: I do love it when Alex calls people out for their "interesting" anecdotes being total crap. Oh really, lady? Your dog really DID eat your homework in the fifth grade? No one cares!!
That's funny. Jenning's comment was great, "what's a hoe".
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