Ryan Gosling is crazy stupid hot

You're all traumatized after yesterday's run-in with the people of Walmart, aren't you? My bad.

I wasn't planning on posting today, but then I thought, after yesterday's post, that would be like shoving a handful of raw onions down your throat and then not offering you a piece a gum. Let's cleanse our palates shall we?

SWOON

What? You're not thinking about anything else now are you??? That's what I thought.

This weekend I saw Crazy, Stupid Love and it's like my new favorite movie. See above photo for exhibit A. Crazy, Stupid Love : me and Ryan Gosling : : Thor : me and Chris Hemsworth.

I've always known Ryan Gosling was hot, but this movie and his role in it took it to a completely different level. He was smokin' and adorable and funny and also this:


Are you still breathing? How?

(If you'd seen the movie, you'd know why he's making that face and why it's awesome. Soooo... leave now and go see it. It's way more exciting than my blog or anything else you could possibly be doing. Unless you left to google image or watch YouTube videos featuring Ryan Gosling, in which case, carry on.)

Anyway, in addition to Ryan being perfect in every way, the rest of the movie was pretty awesome too. The cast (Ryan along with Steve Carrel, Julianne Moore, Emma Stone, Marisa Tomei and Kevin Bacon) were amazing, the script was great and it's suddenly in like my top five favorite rom-coms ever. (That's a big deal, people, I freaking LOVE rom-coms.)



I totally have a lady crush on Emma Stone too, so I can't even hate her for playing opposite the new love of my life.

le sigh

Other important things you need to know about how celebrities are better than us:

- Vanity Fair has named Kate Middleton as the leading lady of their International Best Dressed of 2011. WAY TO POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS VF. Kate totally wins at life.

- Taylor Swift covers Eminem's "Lose Yourself" at her latest concert. Officially becomes one of the coolest people on planet earth.

- Mila Kunis defends Justin Timberlake against a Russian reporter IN RUSSIAN. EW.com subsequently compiles a bunch of videos of celebrities being really hot fluent in foreign languages.

- Matt Damon channels his Good Will Hunting character of the same name and lays the smack-down on a reporter who tries to trash teachers while interviewing Matt, who is incidentally standing next to his mother, a teacher. "My boy's wicked sma't."


Minty fresh!


P.S. - In my Ryan Gosling internet trolling I have found some life gems. One of them will be featured on next week's YouTube Tuesday. I don't think you're ready for how much this is going to bomb your mind, but I'm doing it anyway. There WILL be a brain explosion.