YouTube Tuesady: Ryan Gosling Saves the Day (and someone dumb kind of films it)

I was also going to title this post, "Celebrity Do-Gooders and the Idiots That Film Them." But I wanted everyone to know this was about my boyfriend Ryan Gosling right off the bat.

So yeah, there's this video floating around of Ryan Gosling breaking up a fight in St. Mark's Place in Manhattan. Why don't you just watch it and then we'll talk about how much I hate the girl that is filming this.



I have to give the girl credit for having the foresight to film a street fight. These things should always be filmed. It was just her luck that Ryan Gosling happened to step in all hot and tank-toppy to calm things down. Unfortunately, that's about as far as her competent thinking goes.

First of all, you DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO HE WAS until your even dumber friend pointed out he was "that one guy from the movie." "What movie?" you inquire. "The Notebook," she replies. Then all of a sudden you lose your mind because you're within feet of someone famous even though you obviously don't love him enough to know who the eff he is. So obviously the thing to do is FREAK OUT and rustle your camera around and film a passing car and then TURN AROUND just as he is getting close to you, effectively ruining the video entirely. Bravo. "Am I really filming this right now??" Um, actually, no. You're not. You SHOULD BE. But you're terrible at life.

Ryan Gosling, on the other hand, is awesome at life and stops random street fights on his way home from a casual shopping trip and can pull off blue-and-white-striped tank tops and rolled pants.

This is Ryan being all, "I contribute to society, what did you do today?"

Also, lady crush Kate Winslet saved Richard Branson's mother from a fire. And she was like, "I save old ladies from fires. What did you do today??"