YouTube Tuesday: whore-o-scope

OMG, where have you people been??  I mean, seriously, it's just rude to dip out on me like that.

KIDDING.  I realize I totally suck at blogging, you guys.  Fully aware.  And the only suggestion I got for Lent was to stop slacking on my blogging duties and I have completely let The Duchess down. I'm sorry.  Let's all get over it.

My life has been kind of a shiz storm lately - in good ways and bad ways - and I will get around to boring you all with the deets, but for now, let's just reunite over an amazing YouTube vid.  Ready??

SO.  One of the things I have been doing instead of blogging is spending all my free time reading the most amazing website in the history of websites, Full House Reviewed.  Yeah, you read that right.  It's a blog where this guy is reviewing every episode of Full House ever and completely slamming it. Don't get me wrong - I was all up in the Full House business when I was a kid.  It was the shining star of ABC's TGIF programming.  I had Full House posters, people.  And I have even succumbed to watching it in syndication.  But that doesn't mean it isn't a completely terrible sitcom as far as sitcoms go. This is why Billy Superstar is my new favorite internet friend.  His blog is a combination of two of my favorite things - nostalgia and making fun of crap.

This is an insanely long intro to a 30-second video, but stick with me, it's worth it.  So, I finally got all caught up with Billy Superstar and Full House Reviewed yesterday - he just barely started Season 5.  But, back in Season 4, Episode 6, what has got to be one of the most amazing Full House moments ever occurs.  If you ever followed the show on any sort of regular basis (which I'm guessing most of you did since most of you are probably females between the ages of 20 - 30) then you know that Stephanie Tanner and Kimmie Gibbler were always at odds.  Personally, (and Billy Superstar agrees) I blame Stephanie.  She was kind of a B and Kimmie is simply hilarious.  Anyway, the moment below proves my point, since it's the time that Stephanie straight up calls Kimmie a whore.

WHAT, YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?  Observe:




BAHAHA.

That is a pretty racy joke for this family values show that I watched when I was as old as Michelle Tanner.  I kind of wish it were Kimmie calling Stephanie a whore instead, but whatevs, it's amazing regardless.  (And of course Kimmie would be writing the horoscope column because she's straight awesome.)

I guess the real point of this post is to let you know that I haven't been just sitting around with my teeth in my mouth (as my dad would say) instead of blogging.  I've been really busy reading scathing reviews of Full House episodes.  I have a life, people.

P.S. - Don't ask me how I found this website to begin with.  Because it will lead to me telling you that I actually googled "full house puppy episode" when I was looking for cute pictures of puppies.  fml